Yesterday we had our November live trade for our Milwaukee ATC (Artist Trading Card) group - this time, it was held at Artworks in Kenosha. It's quite a hike from Fond du Lac - about 100 miles. But I love the group so it doesn't bother me to travel these distances.
What DOES bother me, however, is my atrocious sense of direction. Everyone knows that eye color, hair color, left or righthandedness, personality traits - these things are hereditary. I'm here to tell you that I'm convinced our sense of direction is too. Me, my mom and my Grammie? We all would get lost trying to escape a paper bag.
This being directionally challenged - its roots run deep. My earliest memory of being lost occured when I was five. I lived near a pretty deep woods (considering we were in suburbia) and my best friend Jodie and I decided we were going to explore these woods by ourselves. It didn't take us long to realize that we had no idea where we were. We must've been in pretty deep because we didn't hear our parents calling for us. To make matters worse, I had lost a shoe in some mud and stepped on a rusty nail (Tetanus, anyone?). When we finally made our way out of the "wilderness", I was crying and yelling, "Are you gonna spank me?". I had clearly defined priorities, mainly the preservation of my behind (I didn't get spanked - I think Mom & Dad knew I had been punished enough).
My favorite memory of being lost happened about five years ago - my Grammie and I were on our way down to Milwaukee for the day. I felt so prepared: I made sure I had all of my Google maps, one for every single stop we made that day. But of course, these maps don't account for construction and we were there in August (the height of construction season in Wisconsin). So when we got to Water St. and it said to turn left, and there was no left, we both laughed hysterically. It took us a good five minutes to get our bearings, but we finally figured out where we were supposed to go. It certainly helped that the layout of the downtown area hadn't changed all that much since my Grammie lived there in the 50's.
But getting back to the live trades - each month we try and hit a new fun spot in Milwaukee, somewhere art-oriented and willing to take a crowd (sometimes a LOUD crowd) of 20-30. Now for some reason, yesterday was a breeze. I gave myself a little pep talk when I got in the car - "You are NOT going to get lost!" - and maybe that worked. Maybe I'm finally figuring out which way is East. Either way, I'm not going to jinx it by saying that I've got this direction thing down. Brian has asked me numerous times (mainly when I'm on the phone in hysterics because I'm going to be late for my trade and he has to walk me through the directions over the phone) if I'd like a GPS. To that I say, thanks but no thanks! If I accept my handicap and hand over my fate to a satellite, I'm admitting defeat. To hell with that! I will learn the difference between a street and an avenue if it kills me. And if I'm attempting to read a map while driving, it probably will. :)